Another entertaining AIM convo with Ben:
11:30:21 PM Ben: i imagine that morning would be akin to waking up after a long night of doing crystal meth
11:30:38 PM Sam: yeah?
11:31:10 PM Ben: intense nausea, really lightheaded, unstable, and narcoleptic
11:31:18 PM Ben: except without my ravishing good looks
11:31:27 PM Sam: well, naturally
11:31:33 PM Sam: meth fucks your shit up
11:31:37 PM Ben: yeah it does
11:31:40 PM Ben: talk about intense
11:31:41 PM Ben: hot shit
11:31:44 PM Sam: i know
11:31:48 PM Sam: wyoming’s a hotbed of meth labs
11:31:58 PM Ben: well, plenty of open space
11:32:03 PM Sam: i’ve seen photos of meth users that even made me feel ill
11:32:09 PM Sam: haha yes
11:32:16 PM Sam: “just set up over there, steve, by that cow”
11:32:27 PM Ben: hey, whatever works
11:32:39 PM Sam: cows on meth!
11:32:49 PM Ben: god that would be hilarious
11:32:56 PM Sam: yeah
11:33:01 PM Sam: …till they ended up in the road
11:33:04 PM Sam: like they ALWAYS do
11:33:18 PM Sam: a whole herd of fucked up cattle
11:33:22 PM Sam: wandering around your car
11:33:46 PM Sam: all bony and terrifying
11:33:51 PM Sam: like satan’s cattle
11:34:19 PM Ben: heh
11:34:29 PM Ben: that could be a deterrent like none other
11:34:36 PM Ben: i gotta work that into the jew movie
11:34:39 PM Sam: for hell or meth use?
11:34:44 PM Sam: cuz it might work for both
11:34:59 PM Sam: “stop your sinning unless ye want to become satan’s cowherd”
11:35:12 PM Sam: *frame of horrific cattle)
11:35:13 PM Sam: *
11:35:39 PM Sam: though i’d imagine they’d be taken care of by the four horsemen, naturally
11:35:53 PM Ben: well, they have nothing better to do i’d imagin
11:35:55 PM Ben: e
11:36:00 PM Sam: and cerberus would be the death cowboys’ faithful dog
11:36:19 PM Ben: well, you gotta have a shepherd dog
11:36:26 PM Sam: of course!
11:36:51 PM Sam: and three mouths full of pointy ass teeth would be enough of a deterrent to keep raging death cows in line
11:39:07 PM Ben: hell yes
