You Know Your Mind Spends Too Much Time in the Gutter When…

You suddenly remember that “cream” has a naughty sexual connotation and realize you will never be able to eat cream of chicken soup, because it will forever make you think of poultry ejaculate.

Meant to post this earlier, but I was sleepy. It’s been some time since I’ve done one of these “You Know You…” posts. I should bring ’em back.

3 responses to “You Know Your Mind Spends Too Much Time in the Gutter When…

  1. I’ve never liked corn, so in response to it being ‘creamed,’ I merely add that the slutty little veggie had it coming.

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