Reason #23 That Tits Are Hilarious

Tits are like the lower body’s awning.

If you happen to be possessed of breasts of any significant size, getting caught in a rainstorm can be a humorous affair. For when you exit the downpour, you will find that you are soaked to the bone… except for a swathe of varying size (depending on breast size) directly under your chest, which is completely dry.

That was me today. South Dakota is deliciously rainy right now.

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