“Holy Horseshit, Batman” Gym Class Heroes

She reached her hand out with a pamphlet, and I politely said, “No, Ma’am
I mean no disrespect, and I apologize if this fucks up your program
You tell me I’m gonna burn for lying, but the heat can turn water to wine
Well, if there’s a hell below then we’re all gonna be just fine”

So, there I stood, six feet in sin, a walking contradiction
But am I wrong for posing questions, or am I another lost soul searching?
Then she gave me a look so unchristian and told she’d pray for my children
I said “If you’re so holy you’ll probably outlive me, but if I bought a Jesus piece
Do you think he’d forgive me?”

Maybe I would be a fool to think
That somewhere in the sky’s a place for me
What good would it be to pray for me?
You won’t save me, don’t pray for me

Now I’ve never been religious, I’m just a big fan of logistics
And if it makes sense, then I’m all for it- I even pray if the situation calls for it
Somebody asked me if I believe in miracles, I try to answer without sounding satirical
I’m three years past my expiration, and yet I’m still fresher than a newborn
So I guess that’s my explanation

But it’s safe to say I’ve never seen a unicorn, and I never chase rainbows
But I hear the devil wears designer clothes, so does God have a favorite brand?
And for that matter, is he even a man? And will I go to hell for even saying that?
Only time will tell- I’m just relaying facts

Maybe I would be a fool to think
That somewhere in the sky’s a place for me
What good would it be to pray for me?
You won’t save me, don’t pray for me

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