The Definitive Xbox 720 E3 Presentation

Galleons, I will probably ramble at you about something later today (I’m attempting to get back to a more regular posting schedule), but for now, I want to share this comment I found when browsing an article about the Xbox 720 and developer statements that the system will be 6 times as powerful as current generation consoles. So, in the words of poster speciman84, I give you:

360 x 6 = XBOX 2160, 2+1+6+0 = 9 (German techno beats began thumping with a robot voice repeating ‘nein, nein, nein, nein, nein.’) Spotlight hits a sweaty shirtless David Hasslehoff and Bill Gates doing the robot to the rhythm of the techno beat. They continue the robot as avant-garde images of exotic animals floating in space wearing Master Chief helmets are projected on the screen; all the while the beat continues thumping, ‘nein, nein, nein, nein, nein.’ Bold lettering fills the screen with the phrase, “All your XBOT are belong to us”. The vivid images and mesmerizing trance become too much for the crowd to handle. David Hasslehoff and Bill Gates begin rolling in a pile of money while laughing uncontrollably as the audience’s eyes began to melt inside their skulls like the finale of Raiders of the Lost Ark.

I actually want this to be a commercial for the system. FOR REALZ.

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