Galleons, meet Penny:
So named because the former owner left me 6 cents in pennies in her cup holders. Perhaps less regally named than my last car (though nobody used HER fucking name anyway, they just called her “the boat”), but no less loved.
Here’s hoping she doesn’t meet a similar fate, eh?
…There’s no point to this post beyond I’m happy to have found an affordable replacement for The Borgia and am not the sort to post this kind of nonsense on the Facebook. But on my stupid personal blog? Absolutely.