You Know You Are a Nerd When…

You wander into a tattoo shop, show an artist the equation you want tattooed on your person, and all he can say is, “…Why?”

Mu

Galleons, I have come up with the greatest idea for a geek tattoo evar.

I want to get the lowercase version of the Greek letter mu tattooed on my pubis:

This. Right here. Just above the lady bits.

Why, you ask?

I want you to think long and hard about it. Really put some effort into it, galleons. I know you are intelligent.

Did you guess yet?

Whether you did or not, I will reveal the answer to you:

The lowercase Greek letter mu is the coefficient of friction in physics.

That’s right- the coefficient of friction. On one’s genitals.

It’s genius.